giga hyper pipe dream 9000: that wasn't very cache memory of you edition

**Please describe your issue.**
the html files we are serving are super small. We could totally just read them into memory, or even macro them in as strings at compile time to speed up response times. Compiling in means we would just have an executable we drop next to a config file that `J U S T   W E R K S` all the time without a frontend directory