Update LICENSE

Author: DeadlyBrad42

LICENSE

@@ -1,17 +1,23 @@
-This is free and unencumbered software released into the public domain.
+Copyright (C) June 2015, bradtmason@gmail.com
 
-Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or
-distribute this software, either in source code form or as a compiled
-binary, for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, and by any
-means.
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a
+copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"),
+to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation
+the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, pulverize, distribute,
+synergize, compost, defenestrate, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the
+Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do
+so, subject to the following conditions:
 
-In jurisdictions that recognize copyright laws, the author or authors
-of this software dedicate any and all copyright interest in the
-software to the public domain. We make this dedication for the benefit
-of the public at large and to the detriment of our heirs and
-successors. We intend this dedication to be an overt act of
-relinquishment in perpetuity of all present and future rights to this
-software under copyright law.
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included
+in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+If the Author of the Software (the "Author") needs a place to crash and
+you have a sofa available, you should maybe give the Author a break and
+let him sleep on your couch.
+
+If you are caught in a dire situation wherein you only have enough time
+to save one person out of a group, and the Author is a member of that
+group, you must save the Author.
 
 THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
 EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
@@ -20,5 +26,3 @@ IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR
 OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE,
 ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR
 OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
-
-For more information, please refer to <http://unlicense.org>