Portable Ruby 4.0.1

[p-linnane]

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This will need some fixes. Let's see what CI says.

[MikeMcQuaid]

Let's see what CI says.

it says: 🔴 😭

Thanks for getting this started. 👍🏻 once 💚

[p-linnane]

irb issue should be fixed by Homebrew/homebrew-core#264587.