A podcast about paperclips. Meant to be as boring as possible.
This is a podcast that I had made using AI to generate the script(which I heavily edited afterwards), along with using an AI speech systhesiser to speak the lines. Most of the emotions and sounds were cut out of the script.
In this podcast, we have Gary(the host) and Mildred(I had accidentaly made it an overexxagerated Indian man before realizing that it is a feminine name), an employee who has worked in the office supplies department of Meta Inc. for 37 years.
The final audio render is here.
Sadly, Mildred's individual voice lines could not be uploaded normally(because GitHub hates me), so I uploaded Mildred's voice lines as a .zip. Download and extract it to access it.
The script was originally made with Qwen3 Max(with thinking and search enabled), and then the prompt given was the following:
Write a podcast script about paperclips, and make it as boring and dry as you can.
DISCLAIMER: If you could not already tell, this whole podcast is meant to be a joke. Please do not take this seriously.